By now I assume you know a bit about me.
By now I also assume that you're here for the same reason I am.
Brocante finds.
Old stuff.
So guess what Ms. Brocantey-Pants found now?
I will give you a few days. Or a week.
You can ask questions, but I'll only answer yes or no.
You can make guesses.
I'll post your guesses and questions to keep you up to date.
You reeeeeallllly should play along with this one. If you do, I'll send you something nice. And old. And flat. Written in the 1800s. And I'll eventually share photos of 'The Find'.
Go on then, be brave. What could have the Belle Brocante household in a complete tizzy?
Is it here or will it be arriving? No. Yes.
Is it printed? No.
Is it originally from France? No.
Is it mainly light in colour (ivory, cream, white, or tan)? Yes.
Will we ooh and aah when we see it? Ummm...some of you will. Some of you probably (definitely) not.
Does it have a photo on it? No.
Is it something that is small enough to fit in the palm of your hand? Yes.
Or large enough to require extra hands to carry it? No.
Is it jewelry? No.
Is it a new baby? No.
Is it a new puppy or kitten? No.
Is it a bone or a tooth? No. No.
Was it once a living thing? Yes.
Is it an owl pellet? No.
Is it in the insect or amphibian realm? No. No.
Does it have feathers or is it part of the plant family? No. No.
Is it an egg or egg shell? No.
Is it a skeleton? No.
Is it a type of fabric? Is it soft? No. Yes. Ish.
Is it a seashell? Did it come from the sea? No. No.
Is it extremely rare? No. Not in its original state. More rare in its current state.
Is it a living thing? No. Was it a living thing? Yes.
Is it a cabinet de curiosités artefact? Yes. But it is not antique.
Is it a pelt? No.
Is it a cloche with something soft, smallish, previously living, and more rare now in it? No. It is not a cloche. Yes. it is something soft, smallish, previously living, and now more rare. And I will probably put it in a cloche to keep it safe. Once it arrives.
Is it a mouse? No.
Is (was) it flora? Fauna? No. YES!
Is it a bat? No.
Weasel? Rat? Albino Smurf? No. No. And No.
Mammal? Reptile? Arachnid? Yes. Part of a one at least. No. No.
Embryo? No.
Is it part of a mammal in itself? Or something made from one? Yes. No.
Shedded snake skin? Preserved tarantula? No. No.
Plant based? Human based? No. No.
Produced from something living or something that was living? Yes.
Is it an organ? A brain? YES!!!! No.
Is it a wasps' nest? A dessicated cacti? No. No.
Is it a bladder, or a gall bladder? Non. Et non.