The C stands for Charlie. Charles if I'm in trouble. She has lots of nicknames for me, but they're not very manly most of them.
I can't quite see straight (all the better for making eyes at her). My tail was broken back when I was a wee 'un (long story, but it gets me extra sympathy). I have a wandering leg (great party trick). And my whiskers? Most distinguished. Occasionally I leave one on her pillow and she puts it in a little old glass vial on the shelf. She loves me, she does.
I'm pretty good with all the brocante stuff. Lots of stories to tell there. The best things so far are the bird parts. The bugs are interesting too, but a bit sniffy. Crunchy. I can see why people don't like cockroaches. Has she shown you the cockroaches? Oh my. You don't know what you're missing.
So that's pretty much me in a nutshell. Any questions? Anything else you'd like to know?